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Life's Like That?

LIFE COMPARISON

Please don't take this literally, but the comparison is very interesting...

Sound familiar? Which is better? You decide...

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

In prison you get 3 meals a day.

At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.

At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.

At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends.

At work you can't even speak to family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.

At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your paycheck.

In prison there are wardens who watch your every move.

At work we call them our boss.