A guy goes on a vacation to the Holy Land taking his wife and mother-in-law. Half way through the vacation, the mother-in-law dies.

So the guy goes to see an undertaker who explains that they can ship her body back home at a cost of $5000. Or they can bury her right in the Holy Land for only $150.

"We'll ship her home" says the son-in-law. "Are you sure, asks the undertaker, that's an awful big expense and I assure you that we do a very good burial here".

"Look, says the son-in-law, 2000 years ago you buried a Guy and three days later He rose from the dead, I just can't take that chance."